Forty-one tres earns a lyrical craze,
But it's not like Dougie to catch a faze.
Hate his style, love his laugh
Adamo still paid his frikkin half.
All-Road using, hardcore boozing,
A bit amusing, but not very suiting
for kids of all ages, earning wages,
on the Bowlero stages is where he engages
the PBA sages and further enrages
anyone who subscribes to his Youtube pages.
Entertaining, irritating, agitating, camera waving,
So berating, masquerading, contemplating action bowling.
Raising linage, creating signage,
Paying fineage, expecting shrineage
Throwing shade on those who paid
and more degrade - ing then an unpaid maid.
Look, it doesn't matter what we say,
Rhymes or not, it doesn't pay.
Cuz he'll be him, and we'll be we.
while continuing to charge a hidden fee.
But look very closely, under scrutiny
Maybe I'm wrong, quite possibly
But I don't think so, it's clear to see
the match was thrown by Kyle and P.
But back to business, for in the Bud Lite League,
at the house of Linden, with much intrigue,
a gem was thrown, a shining star,
though Pierce didn't touch his hooptie car.
Great shooting to him, the Doug Herron
he earned this one, number forty-one.
So don't forget, and he don't mean maybe.
It ain't TV, it's Dougieeevision, baby.
Keep on going and you'll see below
Herron's three hundred video.
